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魂の叫び

OK Boomer Coloring Book シリーズ

Swear Edition I For Adults

A totally relatable and hilarious curse word color book for baby boomers & millenials

This coloring book makes an excellent gift for anyone who needs to calm down and color!

Get a copy today and brighten up someone’s day!

ってなかなかの殺し文句で

こんなんありまっせ

Sorry I’m done helping assholes today

あまりに使えない上司に言いたいね

Shut the fuck up

おだまり!ってね

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers

そうかもね

I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone

お願いだから放っといてよ だーな

Sassy Classy and still kicking Assy

小生意気なお嬢さんもエレガントなお嬢さんも、そりゃあね切れますわね

Glass half full or half empty? Nobody fucking cares

たしかに!かまっちゃいられん!

I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers today

そりゃよかったね!

Sleep well middle finger you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow

やな予感だね!

Inhale the goodshit exhale the bullshit

さぁふかぁく深呼吸だー‼️

次の一冊

A coloring book filled with calming patterns for the millennial in all of us

たとえば

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, Snowflake.

言われたらうれしいもんだけどね笑

おじさんの吹き出し💭もあるよ!

Back in the 80’s we had 5 channels …and were happy 

いつも私が言ってることじゃん!笑笑

Back in my day we knew style

まさにおじさんおばさんの口癖

You millennials have it easy... Back in my day... I had to walk to school uphill, both ways!!

そりゃ大変でしたねぇ、としか言いようがないし

I bought a house at 18!

おじいちゃん偉いね!

Stop eating avocado toast and you’ll be able to pay off your debt.

もはやロジックはなし‼️

Why aren’t you kids buying houses with a golf course view?

買えるかっつーの!

Back in my day, we wore a suit and tie to the office

着てけばいーじゃん自分だけ

You have to work hard to earn a tip from me!

いらねぇし

Can I get the sale price? It just ended last week!

理不尽な!

Can I get a straw with my sipper lid?

かっちょわる

I have no idea why my computer is frozen...

これ、自分のことみたーい笑

I don’t use self checkouts, because it takes away jobs from actual people

心配してるのかできないのか

When are you having kids?

Don’t wait too long to have kids

もはやセクハラ

Global warming is made up

責任逃れ

A safe space?

って聞くなよ!

Kids these days... they have no respect

これは言ってるな

Get off my lawn!

こっちが言いたいゎ!

You’re all entitled snowflakes 

上から目線の若干セクハラ気味だけど、言われて悪い気はせんが…

さらにもう一冊

Anxiety Relief Inspirational Quote Pattern Design, Anti Stress Color Therapy for Adults, Girls, and Teens

Be strong and kick ass

We rise by lifting others

Fuck Excuses

I’m a powerful loving creative being

Keep life simple

Kindness is your superpower!

You totally can

激励の言葉が並びますゆえ

心も上がるのじゃろう